69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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