i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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