it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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