so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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