I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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