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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There r osticjed everywhere
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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