im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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