I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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