You surviving the open bar?
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I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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