Plan B is the new Plan A
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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