Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
be right there i have to get my cape
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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