the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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