As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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