We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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