I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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