I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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