Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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