yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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