Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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