If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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