all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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