No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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