What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think your dad took our porno
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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