Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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