So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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