butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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