finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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