I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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