I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I AM VODKA MAN
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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