NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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