it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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