yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.