if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
She announced her abortion via fbk
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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