So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
