im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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