Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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