Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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