i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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