if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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