So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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