Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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