If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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