Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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