In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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