Joe is yelling at the trees again.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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