you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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