told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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