what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize