What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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