Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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