im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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He told me they were just razor bumps!
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.