I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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