I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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