I need help removing her.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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