I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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