she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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